· The incredibly inspired idea of the day: The WOW Report edits together a safe-for-work (well, if you have a pretty liberal workplace) version of the Colin Farrell sex video.
· "Life is a massive fuckin' mystery... and the best way to crack it is megadoses of psychedelics. (...) We are bacteria. That's what it's all about." So sayeth Joe Rogan, Fear Factor host and amateur neurochemist.
· This might be a first in Hollywood: being waited on by an actor before his career is over.
· Humpy E! gossip Ted Casablanca, unquestioned master of the linguistically adventurous blind item, owns up to asking Clooney if he'd be Heath Ledger's next cowboy bottom.
· The Cos's lady problems might be explained by the fact that he's a vampire.
· Fametracker fame-audits Brad and Angelina's fetus.
· Lindsay Lohan's mom seems far more concerned about dogs and cats activating her daughter's asthma than her "less than a pack a day" smoking habit. Or, you know, the other stuff.

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