· Linday Lohan cleverly "turns the tables" on the paparazzi by taking their picture while dressed like the Unabomber. We must admit, it's a much more reasonable approach than trying to frame the paps by smashing her car into a delivery guy.
· Creepy crop circles, or a Venn diagram illustrating the intersection of out-of-work actors desperate to make industry connections and highly suggestible people with nothing better to do than take personality tests? You make the call.
· The Sunday NY Times asked, "Is child stardom no longer a life sentence?" We answer: Former child actors have been enjoying greater career longevity ever since SAG negotiated to have those subcortical microchips that explode once they cease being cute removed from their CBA with the studios.
· Jet Li's such a fast learner that there's no reason he won't one day be the biggest star in America.
· H.P. Lovecraft and the Family Circus: the best mash-up we've ever seen. [via BoingBoing]

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