· A "well-placed source" tells To Gawp that The OC's producers are itching to kill off Coop. Having her murdered by the pool furniture she famously abused a while back would be no less believable or unmotivated than anything else they've tried this season, so we're all for it.
· Hey, unicorn!
· It's old fake-news, but early frontrunner for headline of the month: Lohan gets bedroom shocker.
· Andy Dick is browbeaten into paying for beers in New Orleans, violating his own First Rule of Being a Celebrity. Happily, no one is licked or punched in the course of the transaction.

· Elijah Wood goes from dark-ass brown to crazy-ass bald.
· Matt Leinart really has this Hollywood thing down. Not only has he hired CAA, he's already started screwing his way into the news.

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