· "Woods is sitting on one side of a couch in the front room with Ashley. Someone mentions 'Entourage,' and Woods reminds everyone that Ashley played his girlfriend. She was the one that was fixing her [breasts], remember? That was her. She was [complaining] and she said, 'My ... shoes hurt.' She improvised all of that. They wanted us to come back, and I said, "I can't come back and keep playing myself for scale." Double scale! I actually have another job, a day job. This one. Ashley: 'Your day job was poker at that time.'" Any couple that enjoys that kind of crackling repartee, no matter how creepily age-mismatched, can weather even the nastiest of break-up rumors.
· Following today's rumors that Mel Gibson is back on the sauce, the local Jewish and Sugar Tit communities called for a summit to plan for the possibility of a new wave of attacks.
· Employee Megan asks the tough questions about the last episode of Studio 60: "1. Would you care if Steve McPherson, Kevin Reilly, Dawn Ostroff, Peter Liguori or Nina Tassler got a D.U.I. eight years ago? 2. Do you know who Steve McPherson, Kevin Reilly, Dawn Ostroff, Peter Liguori or Nina Tassler are? 3. Would you even waste a glance on a tell-all book written about Steve McPherson, Kevin Reilly, Dawn Ostroff, Peter Liguori or Nina Tassler?"
· Brody Jenner clearly got the message that he should be fucking someone a little more famous if he hopes to keep his name in media circulation.

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