· In the grand tradition of the Village Voice's Pazz and Jop, our music-blogging siblings over at Idolator have compiled the truly impressive Jackin' Pop critic's poll. We get tired even thinking about how much work it must have been to count up 500 ballots.
Perhaps a reader with a fake medical background can enlighten us: How long does it take the average actress to recover from an imaginary appendectomy?
Sad: We were sure that Marilyn Manson would be able to make love stay this time.
We really, really want Pubes Aid to be real, but we've been hurt too many times before by anonymous Nigerian e-mailers offering the mounted curlies of the famous to get our hopes up too high. [via Adrants]

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