· Come on, don't act all disgusted by the above scan from Us Weekly. There's only a 39-year age difference, and James Woods couldn't possibly have known that he'd be porking her one day when he watched her play in the sandbox.
· Semi-blind item fun! "One was one of the most endearing, engaging gentlemen to ever step into a sound booth. The other was the most bitter, thankless dickhead to ever make six figures for a couple hours of 'work.'"
· Congrats to our drunken-jock-obsessed brother at Deadspin, who realized his lifelong dream of having a TRL host wear a t-shirt commemorating Chris Berman's favorite pick-up line.
· Good news! Donald Trump will get a seventh chance to try, and fail, to master the skill of reading from a cue card without sounding like he's reading from a cue card.

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