· Everything was going beautifully at Anna Nicole's funeral, until the coffin was attacked by a giant, pink, body-snatching alien squid!
· Please, that's nothing. We can call an Angelina pic blurred down to a single, grey pixel from 10 yards. [via BoingBoing]
· We know you've been on pins and needles since Big Pussy backed out of Dancing with the Stars. Well, sleep easy: That guy from that show has come in to replace him.
· Britney gets out for a little shopping, and becomes totally engrossed in this book that really captures her rehab experience.
· Mmmm...Chicken McHeads...

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