· Is Channel 7's Eyewitness news anchor Marc Brown just being paranoid, or has he been getting funny looks around the studio's donut table all day?
· Isaiah Washington apologizes! Okay, McFaggot-hater, we'll alert the media. (Oh wait—we kind of just did.)
· Did Dixie Carter publish her personal phone number on the internet? And more importantly...do we care? [Third from the end.]
· "Queen Elizabeth has 10 times the lifespan of workers and lays up to 2,000 eggs a day." We missed that scene in The Queen, though we did love the sequence when Helen Mirren reached over for a cup of tea, then sucker-plunged her tailbone into James Cromwell's abdomen and sucked him dry. [via Regret The Error]
· And as our parting gift to you, please enjoy the many Paris Hilton-themed jokes this headline might afford you.

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