· Get ready to get rich! Donald Trump's in town, and he's giving the greatest wealth-building seminar in the entire world! By the time you step out of that conference room, you'll have ten buildings named after you and an age-inappropriate model wife begging to have your babies—guaranteed!
· This season on Nip/Tuck: Dr. McMahon and Dr. Troy meet with Nicole Kidman, ask her what she doesn't like about herself, then lean in closely as she tries to show them a two-inch patch behind her left ear that's never been touched by a needle or scalpel.
· We hope that this guy at least waits until the tailpipe cools off before going to town on an Audi that's really asking for it.
· Hey, unicorn!

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