Enjoy (or completely ignore, your choice!) this internal Microsoft "training video" starring Ricky Gervais that the software monolith is trying so desperately to wipe from the face of the internets.
· Broadcast journalism tip: Make sure your mic is turned off before you run off the bathroom to blab about your life in the middle of a Presidential news conference.
The first phrase that comes to mind that rivals Costner and Kutcher Promote New Movie in its ability to deter clickthroughs is Go Here To Receive Ball Cancer.
Tom Cruise only has amusement park money, so maybe he still might be interested in some of these occupations.
Even Chinese video pirates are sick of Cruise's behavior. [via DVD Dossier]

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