Genius idea of the day: Pre-pixelated clothes for reality TV casts. If that stuff is hot-tub safe, this guy's going to be a millionaire by the end of the week. [via TVGasm]
When you rent your mansion to Prince, how can you not know that he's going to paint the joint purple and trick it all out with all sorts of crazy shit? Carlos Boozer is lucky that the little guy didn't attach rockets to the house and launch it into space.
Paris Hilton has spent the last twenty-five years of her life trying to master conversational English, so imagine her frustration at the billionaire in her life insisting on nattering on in Greekish.
· Funny ha-ha or nightmare for his agent? Jon "Napoleon Dynamite" Heder tells the NY Times: "It's funny, but if you don't have a television and haven't seen me on a talk show or hosting "Saturday Night Live," I don't see why you wouldn't believe that I'm mentally disabled."
· We're sorry, but even on the slowest imaginable day, Pamela Anderson buying a condo in Vegas is not news—at least not unless she blew it and leaked the videotape on the internet.

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