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· For reasons beyond our limited understanding of celebrity pregnancy-announcement protocol, Britney Spears will confirm that she's knocked up on Letterman tonight. By all means, promptly return to not giving a shit.
· Sooner than we care to think about, Scientology will unveil its Super Power program, and Tom Cruise will become completely unstoppable. Well, unless you ask him to open the door of an exotic automobile. They don't have a course for that yet.
· David Blaine's trainer says that if he hadn't rescued him during Blaine's unconscious convulsions, he would've broken that breath-holding record. Oh, well, better luck next stunt. We prefer to remember the magician in happier times.
· If we knew that you don't actually have to make the lease payments for a $1300/month Benz, we could afford one just like Kanye's.
· Josh Lucas might have the best-lit apartment of any actor we can think of.