· Behold, Anna Nicole Sad Clown: The Sparkle Portrait. [via BoingBoing]
· We feel like we totally missed the boat on LAX AirbusMania—correct us if we're wrong, but isn't this just a big, fat plane? Call us when Travolta buys one.
· Mirren's a shoe-in for the lead in The Queen II: Iron Lady.
· Radar updates on the progress to close a deal for Beckingham Palace. Please adjust your stalking plans accordingly.
· On the off chance this obvious joke hasn't been made yet: "My name is David Geffen, and I approve this message."

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