· Generally speaking, we'd rather have our genitals scorched off with a red-hot fireplace poker than pay attention to anything related to the lives of David Beckham and Posh Spice, but when the story involves setting the record straight about whether or not Posh uses a diamond-encrusted vibrator, we can make a onetime exception.
· But as long as we're on the subject, Posh says Scientology never comes up when she hangs with Tom and Katie, even when Cruise repeatedly clears his throat and nods his head towards the e-meter on the kitchen table, hoping in vain for his friend to take some interest in his faith.
· It's nice to see that Cavemen's recasting process gave ABC a chance to place a big name into the beleaguered project.
· In other Geico-related news, Optimus Prime is having a bitch of a time getting his insurance agent to reimburse him for damage sustained during his efforts to protect freedom for all sentient beings.

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