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· I Am Legend star Will Smith's otherwise peppy Walk of Fame induction ceremony ground to a halt when a frustrated Tom Cruise, unable to successfully complete a soul-shake with his old friend because of the crushing pressure of being watched by hundreds of their adoring fans, pledged that he'd keep everyone there "for as long as it takes" to execute the elaborate gesture without stopping in the middle. Fifteen minutes later, an exasperated Smith mercifully smothered Cruise with a hug, wanting to save him from the same kind of embarrassment his inability to dance once caused in a BET studio. (Click the photo for a larger version.) [Getty Images]
· Winona Ryder ventriloquist dummy sex tape!
· Read all about one man's harrowing, four-day ordeal trapped in a lawn bowling club's bathroom. The good news: the toilet seemed to be functioning.
· This is what it would probably look like if you detonated a bomb in an American Apparel store during their busiest hour.