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    Mmmm...Fertility-God-Defiling Penis Donut

    By Mark, 9:04 PM on Tue Jul 17 2007, 6,890 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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    · Not only do we now have video to better illustrate yesterday's Homer vs. Ancient Fertility God post, we also have a link to this delightful animated image of what he was planning on doing with that donut. [via BoingBoing]
    · Like, in the Batman movies, maybe Two-Face will actually be an evil manifestation of Harvey Dent's repressed homosexuality? [Laughs] Now, that's interesting. Sure, maybe so.
    · But as far as we know, no one's yet had a chance to confront Heath Ledger about the Joker as evil manifestation of repressed homosexuality.
    · We take back what we said the other day, because now Courtney Love has never looked better.

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    Get a Full-Frontal Eyefull of GTA4's Mr. Stubbs

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