· Today's pleasant surprise: TB Guy (already greenlighted to 2008 sitcom pilot by ABC, incidentally) has a hot wife! Also: Fuck you, TB Guy! says HuffPo blogger, rest of world's humans.
· This just in: shitty ratings are not good for network president job security. Mind-blowing, we know.
· Another great reason (even better than $1300 pre-teen Mystic tans) to love our city: the bike-by shooting.
· The Biel Spiel is unquestionably the best fake Jessica Biel blog out there.
· Can someone whip up one of these deals for L.A. before the summer's over? We could really use some exercise.

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