· We'll admit to not watching enough Big Brother 8 to tell this Amber person from Mike Boogie, but we nonetheless find her unedited thoughts on Jewish people (and her clumsy attempt to uncover the identity of America's Secret Jew, apparently one of the new season's exciting plot twists) quite fascinating. We think a special Tolerance Challenge might be in the houseguests' future.
· Sad news: Rosario Dawson will probably not be in the Porno film Kevin Smith wrote for her.
· Happy news: Chris Rock is not that kid's daddy.
· The Bel-Air Beverly Crest Neighborhood Council helpfully tells the Hillside Burglars where all the cops will be hanging out on Thursday night.
· Being the victim of a Britney Spears fender-bender is probably not the best way to use up one's 15 minutes of fame.

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