· Since we suspect you found Rosie O'Donnell's face-griddling by the Nip/Tuck sickies as unpleasant as we did, please enjoy the above visual palate cleanser.
· Deflowering Britney Spears did not grant Justin Timberlake any special insight into her current mental state.
· The wearing of wigs in public is probably the most normal part of Paris, Prince, and Blanket Jackon's childhood.
· Ben Greenman presents "Me and OJ! The Musical."
· Upcoming NBC online service quickly declared "crappiest video download site ever." Also, "loathsome, defective."

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