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· Couldn't Hillary's clever campaign people at least have put Johnny Sack in a Members Only jacket? Was Chelsea too busy to ineptly parallel park a car? You lose your attention to detail, and the next thing you know, Obama's coming out of the restroom and popping you in the back of the head. [via Gawker]
· Another feather in the caps of Tom Cruise's baby-fabricating genetic engineers: field testing finally proves that Suri does not dissolve in seawater.
· This is really not the way you want to go.
· Dramatic chipmunk.
· Why can't that backstabber Rosie just strangle Hasselbeck to her face?