· If the heads of the studios and networks have said it once, they've said it a million times: The internet is just a fad that may never generate enough money to share with the writers. Are you people deaf? Do they need to have Nick Counter take out a full page ad in Variety tomorrow to remind you one last time?
· Silver Lake hipster car fire! Run for your lives!
· Satriale's Pork Store has been whacked, and will be replaced by a condo complex called "The Soprano." Will the Bing be razed next to make room for the Ralph Cifaretto Memorial Townhouses at Dead Stripper Park?
· Do you resemble a 40ish Roman Polanksi? Someone on Craigslist wants to cast in you in the role of a lifetime.

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