We know you better than you know yourselves. And we know that if we didn't give you the opportunity to stretch a celebrity-inspired catchphrase across your chest before it's worn out its welcome, you'd hate us forever. Hot off the looms of the Gawker Shop is this t-shirt, which echoes Lindsay Lohan's defiant, final words in her recent Vanity Fair interview. The next time your friends are dragging you out of the bathroom stall by your ankles, they can look down at your shirt and know that you, like Lindsay, are gonna be OK, and change course from the emergency room to another club, ready for the night's next adventure.

• It's Like, Yeah, Motherfucker, I'm Fine [Gawker Shop]

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