Last night's Daily Show had video of Sharon Stone's recent Middle East peace press conference with Simon Peres in Israel (yes, from the same trip one where she said she "would kiss just about anybody" for peace). Refreshingly, however, Stone refrained from making the event all about her and her upcoming return to graying-beaver-flashing form in Basic Instinct 2. OK, maybe not so much, as this partial transcript our her typically batshit ramblings reveal:

"People just are sitting there going, like, 'I don't care what she's saying, I don't care what she's saying, I just want to know, does she get naked in the movie? Is she naked? Nude nude nude naked Do I see her boobies? I don't care what she's saying, I don't care, I don't care, is she naked?' So let's just get through to that...YES!" [...]

And I called my publicist, who's this great, Jewish woman..."

Unfortunately, Jon Stewart got to the "some of my best people who arrange things in my life are Jews" joke, so we'll just pass you along to the clip (it's about halfway through the video).

• Access Holyland [Comedy Central]
• Previously: Sharon Stone To Shock Audiences With Her Aging, Naked Body [Defamer]

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