If you watch only one video of a fading actress behaving in a suspiciously loopy fashion while presiding over a Berlin charity auction, make it this one, in which Sharon Stone warns her Cinema for Peace Gala audience of "naughty Germans" that almost any movement on their part will result in a bid. At first, we thought it was the lovely Teutonic lasses sharing the stage with Stone that were on offer, but upon dozens and dozens of subsequent viewings, we've deduced that they're holding up a large sign reading "Bed the Crazy Auction Hostess" in German.

• Sharon Stone Acting Very Strange At Cinema For Peace Gala [LiveLeak]
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