Every second we keep from you this video of Donald Trump responding to whatever it is Rosie O'Donnell said about his pardoning of Miss USA on The View this morning is a second too long. Regardless of whether or not Trump manages to successfully sue the talk show host and "take some money out of her fat-ass pockets," the real winners here ultimately are us, who have been gifted with an instant holiday classic—the best money can buy!—to return to again and again.

• DONALD TRUMP VS. ROSIE [YouTube]
• Trump to Rosie O'Donnell: You're sued! [MSNBC]

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