Were you awed by the $28 million asking price for Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's Beverly Hills Taj Mahal of Lost Love? Then Craigslist, your trusted online broker of ultra-high-end Hollywood real estate, is about to blow your mind:

$250000000 - One of a kind home in Hollywood Hills
Party house....Large, has parking for 6 cars. Hardwood floors, special mouldings, granite, marble, spa tubs, italian porcelain tile. Large towering trees, secluded hillside. Have photos.

That's a surprisingly modest description of a $250 million home, no doubt designed to keep away the curious poor. You have to show up to the open house to discover that the hefty pricetag includes a platinum dinner bell that summons Angelina Jolie and Pitt in a diamond-encrusted, horse-drawn carriage each time it's tinkled. The couple then serves you a ten-course meal, buses your banquet table, and finishes up the meal by staging a Bangkok-style sex show. To paraphrase the great Robert Evans: Pricey? Sure. Worth every penny? You bet. Especially on donkey night.

• $250000000 - One of a kind home in Hollywood Hills [Craigslist]

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