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The occasional Barbara Walters anecdote about her bathroom stall misadventures notwithstanding, we've always felt that the ladies of The View spend far too little time chatting about potty-related matters.
Imagine, then, our delight in Sherri Shepherd's extended discussion of the awe-inspiring centerpiece of Whoopi Goldbeg's luxurious powder room, a Toto brand commode featuring technology so advanced that its variable speed water jets are deployed only when the system detects you've finished a chapter in your first-edition copy of Pride & Prejudice. Given the amazing national publicity the company has just received, we imagine each View host will quickly be receiving a fanny-pampering wondershitter of her own, allowing for ongoing, provocative conversations about their differing preferences in oscillating or pulsating personal-cleansing options.
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