There's really no more satisfying way to kick off a Wednesday morning than to take an inventory of items affixed to Paris Hilton's ass. The tail is a clear indication to potential mates that she's ready to screw like a rabbit, but the nearby birth-control patch suggests that this bunny doesn't completely ignore her reproductive health. Not pictured: twin tubes of Astroglide replacing the costume's original set of boring, fuzzy ears.

• Paris “Lazy Left Eye” Hilton [Hollywood Tuna]
• Previously: Paris Hilton's Mystery Patch [Defamer]
• Things On Paris Hilton’s Body: An Update [Defamer]

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