The producers of Bottoms Up, Paris Hilton's latest straight-to-Blockbuster-bargain-bin-oblivion project, couldn't be more pleased that their star drank that single, three-gallon margarita and got behind the wheel, resulting in the priceless free publicity provided by an obsessively covered DUI arrest, as their movie contains at least two instances of unexpectedly cross-promotable examples of her seemingly alcohol-impaired driving skills. Better rush out and pick up a copy now, before all of the DVD's ironic-gift possibilities are eroded by a new round of Hilton shenanigans not coincidentally reflected in the film's jarringly edited footage.

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