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    Kudos to the Paramount execs who have thumbed their noses at the conventional Hollywood wisdom that "younger equals better," and renewed veteran Entertainment Tonight anchor Mary Hart for a "multiyear contract." However, her bosses have demanded that she seek immediate surgical intervention to reverse the troublesome "monkey jowels" that afflict fiftysomething entertainment news anchors who wait too long in between facelifts.


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