Paramount has a reputation for being a little technologically backwards, but a mischievous operative on the Melrose lot just forwarded us this internal e-mail from Emperor Brad Grey, who seems to be fully embracing the cutting-edge systems mastered by his new DreamWorks staffers. In the Grey-controlled New Hollywood, all communications will apparently be conducted via monkeygram.

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