Perhaps the only thing that could approach inspiring the kind of euphoria we experienced the first dozen or so times we watched Kiefer Sutherland take the Long Island Iced Tea Plunge into that Christmas tree is the triumphant, and completely unexpected, return of Owen "The Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson to this space. A heavy-lidded (read: possibly shitfaced) Wilson was accosted by paparazzi while leaving a restaurant in London last night, where he was "partying with not one, but four, ladies," causing him to blot for the comparatively flashbulb-free environment of a nearby vehicle. Overall, a thoroughly unnewsworthy event, but still we're left wondering a single question: Just four ladies? The Stallion's a little off his game.

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