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From The Producers Of "Shanghai Poon"

owen-wilson-bs-porno.jpgDon't get too excited, Owen Wilson's not quite ready for the shelves behind the beaded curtain at your local video store. The Sugarbank blog mocked up this cover to make a point about the importance of eye-catching packaging design in making your amateur pornographic camcorder efforts more appealing in the marketplace. Of course, if you somehow attracted Stallion-quality talent to your project (think they'll ever release his reel from the Grotto's security cameras?), the cover art becomes largely irrelevant.

  • How to Make a Professional (Amateur) Porn Film #7 - Selling [SugarBank]
  • Previously: Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Checking In With The Butterscotch Stallion [Defamer]

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