Yesterday afternoon, Fox announced that network Chief Exploitation Officer Mike Darnell is overseeing a two-part special in which accused double-murderer OJ Simpson will discuss the purely hypothetical ways in which Heisman-winning former rental car pitchmen might—theoretically!—go about the business of brutally slaying their ex-wives and their lovers. Our colleagues at Gawker have discovered that Fox has already jettisoned the unwieldy working title of O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened for something more apt to draw the kind of huge audience they're expecting for flipping the bird in the general direction of double-jeopardy laws. The new title is revealed in the leaked promo presented above.

• Breaking: Fox OJ Special Retitled [Gawker]

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