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· Tonight on Conan: the host is annoyed by the unwelcome interruption of a fire alarm until a producer informs him the piercing siren was sounded to alert the Late Night staff to a Leno-led assassination attempt.
· Articles like this are certainly nice, but we think Ben Affleck's going to have to at least get nominated for an Oscar for Gone Baby Gone before the Matt Damon/Gigli/Bennifer jokes really start to fade. They're just too fun to give up!
· And speaking of the Golden Age of Bennifer, the J. Lo blames her old manager for making all the crazy backstage demands that helped earn her a totally undeserved reputation as a diva.
· Being on a bad show is making James Woods a big old crankypants.