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We love it when a theme emerges: Here's another speedy round of Movie Promotion Do's And Don'ts, courtesy of Jessica "Invisible Girl" Alba:

DO: With a potential blockbuster premiering in a couple of weeks, wear clothing on the red carpet that you suspect will be rendered transparent by flashbulbs. Oops!

DON'T: Position or layer the sheer fabric in a way that could obscure one nipple. No one likes an incomplete set. Subtract $5 million from your opening box office total.

[Click the image for NSFW version; more photos here]

• MTV Movie Awards June 2005 [jessica-alba.ws]