Not at all coincidentally, if you call CAA and ask to speak with Willis's agent, the same message urging patience while they "take Bruce to the next level" plays while you hold.

Also, who knew he refers to himself as "Beedub"? Are the harmonica-abusing days of Bruno finally over?

• BruceWillis.com
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