The less we say to prepare your for this cock-rock tribute to Hollywood's most accomplished practitioner of the blowing-up-shit arts the better, as we hope you'll be open to experiencing its glory without the interference of prematurely heightened expectations. Have we already said too much? Probably. Enjoy, and don't let the suspicion that the celebrated fauxteur himself somehow commissioned the piece himself reduce your inevitable rapture.

[Also: Make sure you visit the YouTubes page for the lyrics.]

• Bay's Touch [YouTube via Ain't It Cool]

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