Lindsay Lohan returned to host SNL for a third time this weekend, looking much healthier (read: not distressingly skeletal) than her last visit, though the scratchy-throated starlet sounded as if she hasn't yet kicked her five-cup-a-day broken glass and tar habit. The highlight of the show was a fake ad for Neutrogena's Coin Slot Cream, in which Lohan* gamely revealed the upper inches of her butt-cleavage (pictured above), once again demonstrating to the world that she has regained enough body mass for the public to be able to differentiate her ass from her legs and lower back.

[*We must recognize that a crack-double may have been used in the sketch.]

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