Realizing that perhaps the best way to get in with the good graces of the lap-dance-servicing community was not to send out a Blackberried memo that might later get forwarded to Page Six in which she described them as "all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!" Lindsay Lohan has committed herself to making amends with the hard working Ladies of the Pole:

"I love strippers," the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca [Scores] at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club's "Turntable Tuesdays."

Next, "She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on," said our source. "Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.

"It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her."

We were extremely relieved to read that the just over two weeks sober member of Alcoholics Overexposed hadn't given into the many bubbly temptations from France's Champagne region available to her in Scores' plush V.I.P. suites, and instead insisted her double-double dancers pour only Perrier down their pneumatic cleavage in what for one night only would be referred to in the celebrity tea totaller's honor as the "Sparkling Water Room."

• LOHAN BACK IN POLE POSITION [NY Post]

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