No matter how many times the tabloids run pictures of Vince Vaughn trying desperately to conceal his alleged, torrid, off-screen affair with emotionally crippled The Break-Up co-star Jennifer Aniston by making out in semipublic with a publicity stunt-double in a Rachel wig, we're going to be skeptical of all things Vaughniffer. What's it going to take to buy our black, cynical hearts? We'll start with a secret two million dollar wedding in Santa Barbara and three children via videotaped vaginal birth (with DNA test—sorry, kids, adoption and C-sections are off the table). Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have really driven our credulity quote sky high.

[Photos: News of the World UK]

• Must be VERY good Friends! [News of the World]
• Previously: Vaughnnifer Rising? [Defamer]

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