Wow, we'd heard rumors that Tobey Maguire had let himself go a little since shooting Spider-Man 2, but we say god-dayum. If anyone from Sony gets a look at this pic, we suspect Maguire will be conked over the head, thrown in the back of a white van, and wake up in a hospital set on the Culver City lot, where a feeding tube will help him lose those stubborn pounds. And if that doesn't work, maybe they should merely threaten to replace him with Jake Gyllenhaal again—that seemed to clear up his back problems last time.

• Monday, April 11, 2005 [Britpoppa]

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