It's always nice to see our most beloved celebrities take a stand on something important to them. The TV judge/crusader is just trying to get her foot in the door in Sacramento; once the nail salons are cleaned up, she'll then turn her attention to achieving humane working conditions and a living wage for the illegal immigrant who caused her infected nail bed. First things first, people.

• Paula Abdul lobbies for Calif. manicure hygiene [Reuters]

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