Long-raincoated step-blog Fleshbot took a night off from plugging quarters into the peek-a-boo booths of the Big Easy and spent hours scouring Usenet groups for the full Cameron Diaz "softcore" video. Fleshbot on a porn-hunting mission will not be denied; a review of the video is now up.

The video was taken during a softcore photoshoot in which Cameron and another female pretend to subjugate a male model in a loose-fitting loincloth with an assortment of chains.

This consists mostly of tossing their hair, gritting their teeth, and pouting ferociously. You've seen better acting in the Paris Hilton video...The entire dialogue of the video can be summed up in the following...OK, here we go. Attitude! Attitude! Attutude! Attitude! Go! Go! Go! Go! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Strut it baby! Strut it! Strut it! Strut it! Strut it! Go ahead! That's nice!

Comparing Cameron's barely R-rated chain-rattling to Paris's epic, night-vision ham-slapping is patently unfair, but it seems that you're better off using a copy of Charlie's Angels as a self-love aid than wasting 40 bucks on the Diaz video.

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