After viewing the Scarlett Johansson "mystery pic" yesterday (revealed to be a screen capture from A Love Song for Bobby Long), a reader goes scrambling to his pile of screeners, and, predictably, returns disappointed:

What you see is what you get. Just fast forwarded my way through my A Love Song for Bobby Long screener (amazing how that screen grab spurred me to action) and regret to inform you that the shot in question lasts all of about half a second. It's actually shot from further away than that screen grab would imply as well. The wait for Ms. Johansson's first nude scene continues.

Don't despair, dear readers, we're confident that Johansson's future nudity riders will be more like Jennifer Connolly's than Julia Roberts'. Keep hope alive! And look on the bright side: There's absolutely no reason whatsoever to endure John Travolta while waiting for the big moment that isn't coming.

• Scarlett Johansson's A Handful [Defamer]

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