Nothing melts the little lump of charcoal where our hearts used to be like a press release announcing an old-fashioned celebrity adoption. Click the image to see a larger version that won't induce cataracts quite so quickly.
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While walking the carpet at the Teen Choice Awards, popular singer/actress Scarlett Johansson bent over when she noticed that someone had dropped a stack of business cards on the ground.
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We'd love to begin this lovely Monday morning not by pounding a pitcher full of green beer (that will follow in a few minutes), but rather by introducing the newest member of the Defamer editorial team.