Porn star Tera Patrick's lost her dog at the mall (in the Valley, natch) and is recruiting the public to help her find him. We're glad to help out, especially because this is no ordinary pooch—Page Six says Chopper appears in her upcoming movie, Reign of Tera. Before you get any disgusting ideas, we're sure the dog's just an extra and not part of the action. Sickies, all of you.

• PILFERED POOCH [NY Post]
• Related: DVD: "Reign of Tera" [Fleshbot]

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