The clever folks at Accolo (we didn't have the attention span to figure out what they do, but whatever it is, we're hiring them) have found lost footage from Paris Hilton's infamous burger-fellating ad and cobbled together a far sexier version. We apologize in advance for any unexpected tumescence during your first cup of coffee of the day.

• What's Hot [Accolo.com via SaveManny]

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