Page Six ruins our breakfast by sneakily coining a rather unpleasant euphemism for Paris Hilton's genitalia:

Adam Levine, Maroon 5's frontman, found himself as the latest man to get caught in Paris Hilton's revolving man-door.

The horror! The perpetual spinning, the whoosh whoosh whoosh counting off every rotation, the hapless tourists getting their luggage jammed inside,...it's just too much to bear. But on a purely practical level, if Hilton actually had a revolving man-door installed, she could up her skanking output by at least 50 percent.

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