After finding out that Page Six has retracted its story about her alleged mixed-age grope-fest with actor/father-figure Bruce Willis, Lindsay Lohan tore at her clothes, yanked her own hair, and dove into a mud puddle to cleanse herself of the non-memories of the brief, ill-fated liason that never was.

OK, this is a picture from her Just My Luck shoot in Manhattan, but hey—it's never easy to learn the truth from the tabloids.

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